Official West Hartlepool RFC

Must be that look of arrogance that all Westies supposedly have.

All I did the other week was get Karlos to go to the bar, he soon created a space, Must have been the fear of being squashed, or worse still, him lifting his arms, Phew.:-))

Needy codheads dribble a lot!
That's a good sign. :oD

Getting served at any busy bar is an skill and you either got it or, you ain't

In addition to the How to get served tips, here are two more valuable tips:

1: Bar staff get extremely frustrated at people who stand for ages waiting to be served, then when asked for their order, have to think about it for 5 minutes, having your money out shows you are ready to be served, so have your money out where the bar staff can see it.

2: If possible, when doing the above, have a Five or Ten pound note in your hand, bar staff are always short of £5 notes, and when short of change will flock to serve those who can alleviate the situation.

These tips work especially well in nightclubs early in the night.