Official West Hartlepool RFC

Here we go then.

All set down there Stan ??

Stand Fast Boys - No Surrender !

I hope our wingers listen to the expert advice available from our experienced former stars.

Last week young Max caught the ball ten yards from our own line. Despite Peter Frankland* and Graham Wilkinson* clearly telling him to kick it, he sold a dummy, flew past three tackles and set up an attack 40 yards upfield. Why won't these young lads listen?????

*some names have been changed to preserve anonymity

Great stuff Stan - you are wasted in Education, you should have joined The Diplomatic Corps - "Our Man in Cairo" Etc.

If your previous Landlord is interested I actually have a crate of Armenian after shave in my store room. One of our Oil & Gas Consultants brought it back for me. It's an imitation brand of YSL Kouros - called "Cognos" - you wouldn't know the difference though, honest - Pound a Bottle. It does tend to leave a bit of a rash but apart from that it's "The Dogs **** " (maybe literally !" I shall be wearing some today, once groomed, for the Northern Clash.

Anyway - all set.

"Stand Fast..........."

Great stuff Stan - you are wasted in Education, you're not the first to say this!

I will see if I can set up a deal on the after shave ...