| Name | Sammy Wilson |  |
| Nickname | Scatty, Sammy Sunshine | |
| Position | Too many to list here! | |
| Birthday | lustful libran | |
| Club | Pacha Ibiza | |
| Best Pink Ba-ba's moment | Seeing pink ba-bas all kitted up on the pitch for the first time | |
| Worst Rugby moment | going home after any tour | |
| Describe yourself | completely random | |
| Favourite alcoholic beverage: | vodka, slice of lime, slimline tonic | |
| Most likely to say: | can I just say… I'm not being funny mate | |
| Least likely to say: | I don't want to go to kinsale | |
| Claim to fame: | walk of shame-solstice 7s 2005, random tv appearances, women with balls, you bet, living tv/lifestyle | |
| Anything to Declare | deported from sydney-no visa | |
| Best Tour Moment/Best Tour | winning Amsterdam 7s 3 times in a row, and getting to take the trophy home | |