| Name | Michelle Roast |  |
| Nickname | Roasty Toasty | |
| Position | Scrum half | |
| Birthday | 21st June | |
| Occupation | I shave dolphins for a living...I do my job well... have you ever seen a hairy dolphin? | |
| Date Joined Harlequins: | Nov-08 | |
| Previous clubs | Woodville Wasps Rugby Club, Burnside Bunnies Rugby Club, Blackheath Ladies | |
| Representative Honours: | South Australia 6 caps | |
| Best Rugby moment | All the moments when i’m not on the pitch. | |
| Worst Rugby moment | Every tour I have ever been on!! | |
| Rugby ambition | The ones where I’m on the pitch | |
| Why rugby | To play rugby on as many continents as possible | |
| Describe yourself | Weird but in a good way | |
| Favourite alcoholic beverage: | All the ones I can keep down after a great night out!! | |
| Other sports | Touch, underwater basket weaving | |
| Favourite meal | Roast chicken chips and gravy | |
| Favourite film | Point Break, Shrek, | |
| Most likely to say: | Com’on you Wallabies!!!! | |
| Least likely to say: | Go England | |
| Favourite quotation: | If you love something, set it free and if it doesn’t come back.. shoot it!! | |
| Best holiday (why): | All the ones I ever went on with Jessie Matiaszuk!! Too many stories to tell. | |
| Claim to fame: | I invented post-its | |