| Name | Patricia Aston |  |
| Nickname | Patsy | |
| Position | Still trying to figure that out | |
| Birthday | 27th December | |
| Occupation | Make up Artist | |
| Date Joined Harlequins: | Aug 2007 | |
| Previous clubs | Temp 7’s team for Dubai 7’s | |
| Representative Honours: | Watch this space | |
| Best Rugby moment | So far, its been from the spectator’s stand in the Dubai & HK 7’s!! | |
| Worst Rugby moment | Getting smashed by the Pink Baba’s on the main pitch at the Dubai 7’s. We sucked so bad. And Australia only just losing the RWC in 2003 | |
| Rugby ambition | To actually assist the Quins in winning a game! | |
| Why rugby | A valid excuse to hurl yourself at people, fitness & its great fun! | |
| Describe yourself | Tall, fun, tendency to flash when intoxicated | |
| Favourite alcoholic beverage: | Double Vodka lemonade/redbull or a Cock-sucking-cowboy | |
| Other sports | Football (sorry) | |
| Favourite meal | Seafood or Italian | |
| Favourite film | Lots! | |
| Most likely to say: | Awesome, ‘dude your face is red, ur waaasted’ yooohoooo! | |
| Least likely to say: | No thanks, I’m having an early night | |
| Favourite quotation: | ‘Do you know who I am?!’ | |
| Best holiday (why): | New Zealand-great fun snowboarding & the most beautiful place on earth | |
| Claim to fame: | Hanging out with Naomi Campbell for 2 days. The woman’s nuts | |