Official Seaton Carew RUFC

I'v narrowed down the list of destinations to the folllowing addresses

20 Dean's Yard
City of London SW1P 3PA

Heath Road
Cheshire
WA8 7NU

TS24 7HH

Calle 34 no. 702 e/ 7ma y 17, Miramar, Playa
La Habana


Bolshaya Dmitrovka Str.20 Entrance 4, External Door Code 50K6548, 4th – 5th Floor Door 50


Also after external research wasn't Rasputin captured and killed by revolutionaries? Is there a spy in the revolutionary committee

Elementary my dear Holmes or is it Mr Clark! As a man with vast experience and also a degree in touring and also with intellectual detection with deductive reasoning, when talking to drunk committee members on a Saturday night, may lead us to the solution of this mystery! I am sure most are astute enough to follow this reasoning:
Derby - Coventry profound touring areas for the Rover, so have the committee been talking to those on the other side of town. I think not.
Peterborough - the land of roundabouts. Once visited and always a venue in the background. Favoured strongly by one of the committee.
Sheffield - would be a superb location. Revisit the Frog & Parrot. Not too far away, known to be good. Maybe too many students.
And finally throw in Southport - again always talked about, always a backup but is it too much of a risk for this committee first time out.
Straightforward practical principles will lead us in the right direction but a word to the committee. First under any bucket should be a certain Scarlet Pimpernal who knows more than most that it is 'good to grass' & by keeping a certain secret is committing a henious crime!

YOU BETTER READ THIS MESSAGE AS QUICK AS YOU CAN YOU NEVER NO WHEN IT WILL BEGONE.

It appears the rebels are starting to grind the Official TC down, reports have it that posts by the Revolution committee are been removed from the web site some bodies not happy?

It appears the information passed on by the spies is correct and the revolution now has the destination of the tour, as we spoke earlier in our posts part of the fun of the tour is the hunt and build up to the tour if you don't want to play ball now then this is going to be a very exciting tour indeed.

The REVOLUTION movement moves on you can try as hard as you want to derail this steam train but its coming regardless.

Remember EDDY if you want to play Sherlock then don’t try spinning red herrings you should knows us by now we speak the whole truth.

Back to bed again now to dream of things to come but remember :

VIVA LA REVOLUTION AS WE WONT GO AWAY AS MUCH AS YOU TRY.

Oh dear,

Its all gone quiet on the Revolution front, maybe the trouble causers are all talk and no action. Have they gone into hiding now that the net is closing in!!!

Long live the New Committee,

Faithfully TC

the revolution was never going to last as long as the whole truth.

i have seen these challengers come and go and have outlived the lot of them, you all think you know who i am but do you really.

this new tour committee seems to be getting an easy ride, the revolution seems obsessed with cards, maybe they stay home playing bridge of whist.

where are we going is the cry from on high, a mystery tour, does this mean that Jeff will be dressing as bonnie langford?! Dan is definately the right height for the diminutive singer.

This mystery tour does sound intriguing and will the old committee brave the world outside their zimmers to come along and have a good time for a change?! or will they continue to drum a half hearted card based revolution.

I am the whole truth because you want me to be here, you need me to be here and I would hate to disappoint you. Revolutions come and go but the whole truth is always out there.

can you handle the whole truth?!!!!

AND STILL WE STAY QUITE ?

THE REVOLUTION IS HERE TO STAY MR CLARK, IF YOUR PART OF IT YOU WOULD BE IN THE KNOW WE DON'T NEED TO PUBLICLY BROADCAST EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING.

NOT LIKE THE MEETING THE OFICIAL TC HAD LAST FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE USUAL UNKNOWN MEETING PLACE THE SCOONER.

YES WE KNOW OF YOUR HIT LIST THAT YOU HAVE DRAWN UP.

BUT STILL WE STAY QUITE ?

VIVA-LA-REVOLUTION...............

Secret meetings? I'm hearing rumours that the beans where spilt by someone with inside knowledge and that the destination is spreading fast.

Is it time just to make the location public or are the TC too scared of a revolution?

The revolution are still quite (what does still quite mean) quite what stupid, old, dead or non perfect.

It seems that the revolution are illiterate, therefore i couldnt join a committee that may be readying a 'poor cuprising' or a 'dour updating'. Even the word official seems to be beyond them!! Where is the most committed revolutionary who spawned a network of t-shirts??

Sherlock is on the case, so I am sure he would be at holme wherever the tour is going. Could we be going to London for a tour of baker street and then find out wats'on tour?!

I just hope there are enough tourists to support the 'resolution', otherwise it could be quashed by a dwarf, horse, ginger, fat bloke, tennalady and TANK!!

That is the whole truth and there is just nothing you can do about it. (please refer to a dictionary if you are having any trouble with the long words such as 'the').

Has this new committee a tendency toward foolhardiness! Deep into February and I hear that the numbers are not quite what they should be. Low numbers means high costs, that is a fact that cannot be disputed. Have they got their complete stratagy wrong, does a 'hit list' really work? Are people being seduced by promises of cheap alcohol or looking the other way when transgressions are observed. The revolution is strong; it is a contest among wolves where one can only win at the cost of others. There is nobody more feared by the committee than 'The Revolutionaries' because we have the capacity and charisma necessary to direct the struggle against the tour repression of the self imposed hierarchies currently in power! Viva La Revolution....

You fool whole truth am Cuban and I speak this way because I do, you do not see the hidden message to our colleagues, comrades, fellow revolutionists like they do our posts have hidden meaning & hidden messages built into them you have no chance in ever breaking the enigma code you may have been to my country many times eating and drinking lots, loads, enormous amounts of our food and drink but you will never be one of us mar lardy Clark.

How the official TC could ever break the official rules of tour ship is a crime with in its self, if I remember right on the retirement of the old guard last year they instilled the responsibility of the tours hip over to 4, now they are 6 my maths are like my literate skills but I’m sure 6 – 4 equals 3. SO WHY IS THERE MORE COMMITTEE NOW THAN WHAT IS GOING ON THIS TOUR?

We and our revolution will bring down your committee of heinous crimes.

VIVA – LA – REVOLUTION…….

A strong legacy was left by the previous committee & as yet this has not been lived up to. It is puzzling that the tour is so few, the new committee many & the revolution even more so. Why no one want to go, I know not. It was again a shame that there was a poor showing on Saturday by the committee. The one they call 'horse' had been tethered and taken to a possible tour destination, the tight one they call 'tight' was at home counting his pennies and heard that there was no raffle prize to drink this week, the dwarf was as always tethered to the wife and been whisked away across county borders, the one with wet pants, the man they call Kanga was away across water deep, ruining one good mattress after another, the hidden ginger man was yet again invisible, another tied to the apron strings, which left only TK to promote the tour. And what a fine job he did, not a word murmered and when asked, his reply 'that's not my job, they don't tell me nothing'. Not a penny was taken, not a new name in sight. It may be that the new committee take their wives on tour with them, firstly to make up the numbers and secondly because they won't be allowed to go without them! The reveloution is strong:
VIVA LA REVOLUTION.......

Just call me Mystic Meg I have seen the results of the tour in my crystal ball.

The Revolution Army was raised in the revolutionary year of 2011. On the 16th of January 2011, General Lieutenant Chief Castro the Ace of Spades and his 3 Generals was commissioned by the tourist’s senate to unite all Seaton Tourists units again to form an army for the new republic of Seaton Tours against the terrine of the new Official TC. At that time, Seaton Tourists were divided into two parties, the White Tourists the Virgins and Red Tourists the Established long timers.
Red Tourists are controlled by mostly Socialists who like to get legless on lots of alcohol from the former Tours Autonomous Republic of Seaton Tours, while White Tourists are striving to create a relatively democratic state through the BIG V, independent from the rule of the Official TC.
White Tourists the Virgins are decidedly anti-Tour rule through the influence of the BIG V nearly 2 virgins took part in this tour war and 2 were killed in the up raising of the revolution, Revolution Division lead by Chief Castro ACE of Spades and his 3 Generals were hardened tourists and when the war between the Official TC and the Revolution began it appeared to all that the Official TC had full control, the drinking was fierce at the battle of Peter bough which was the largest in tour history & lasted many days and nights. The first official TC to fall was Tank the mouth the one-a-be who thought he was a hardened drinker failed on the Friday after just 2 easy pints and a leaky bucket, quickly after him came the most sensible smurf in the world who turned a mild shade of white for the rest of the weekend, on the second day of the battle the battle was immense the official TC took many casualties before the 3 member fell from grace. The horse was last seen talking in a drunken stupor about you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink it as he had a campari in one hand and a yard of larger in the other. A short break in the battle was agreed on Saturday night so both parties could rally and count there losses before the final days battle festivities.
On the morning which is now known in history as arm wrestling Sunday the Official TC where down to 1, the larger than life any thing for free eddy had fell unexpectedly during the stand off of the night before. It was fed through the grape vine that he was last seen a sleep in the corner of a pub with a number of gays cuddling into him, yes I here you cry this is no shock as it has happened on many occasions before.
Pete the great as he is now known took many casualties first with his left arm then with his right before they give in but still this wasn’t enough to take him out, his last stand came in the form of a final arm wrestle using his right leg but like all great leg – ends he to fell in the end and he was last seen hobbling on one leg to throw up some were. The great words that everybody had waited for was heard as Chief Castro and his Generals stood tall……….& shouted aloud……

VIVA – LA – REVOLUTION FOR I’AM CHIEF CASTRO & WE ARE LEGENDS OF SCRUF RUGBY WHO NOW TAKE CONTROL OF THIS DEBARCLE THEY CALL A TOUR.

The cheers where heard far & wide but can that be the end of the tail and what of the official TC member they call ginger-leatherhead there has been no mention of him, the tale goes that he was last seen on the Friday trying to find his bag which he had left at home again. So what became of the official TC in the time after the battle Eddy was last seen on a flight to LA with his 2 new friends that he met during the weekend, the revolution committee hopes he’ll be very happy in his new marriage and that he always speaks the whole truth. Tank is now a very happy born again big issue seller often seen near the Yorkshire bank in Hartlepool telling the tale of the revolution to whoever will listen. Jeff retired from rugby shortly after the tour and has now become a famous actor after his success in the remake of DIRTY DIGLAR and his enormous ding dang do. Dan was last seen in the year 2013 pushing 7 prams, think he also wanted to become an actor but his plans went wrong when one of his babies ended up 6ft 2 inches tall, not sure how that happened but he ended up financially bankrupt trying to make a remake of snow white.
Is that the end of the tail O no what about Pete who held of the of defect by the revolution for so long and became a leg-end in his own right on what is now known in history as arm wrestling Sunday and has become a national holiday, he never forgive himself for loosing an arm wrestling comp with his right leg so he opened his own body building gym that solely focuses on leg muscles, he now has a 62 inch in-a-thigh muscle on his right leg.

Is that the end of the tail O no and that of Chief Castro and his Generals they died in the year 2060 and the graves are marked as unknown believed to be some where in Mexico.

The grave stones read they lived as legends and died as legends
VIVA-LA-REVOLUTION WE WILL ALWAYS BE SCRUF RUGBY…….

Well this tour could be a bag of revels - you don't know what your gonna get. You like the look of it but you don't fancy taking the risk. Will it be a good one or will it be a bad one. One thing is for sure if you don't taste it you will never know if you like it! So let's explore the bag. Well there is always the one that you avoid - coffee - know one likes the coffee one, the one that everyone avoids, can only be Eddie. The orange one - well it has to be Ginger, although you never get many of these, similar to Ginge, you don't see too much of him nowadays. Toffee - well who would be the chewy one of the new bunch, ofcourse our arm wrestling legend, the strongest man in the bag, big bad Pete. The peanut - well who is nuts, can only be TK, certainly not alot between the ears, small, plump and high in fat. What does that leave. Malteser - hard exterior with a crunchy honeycomb filling that melts in your mouth, arguabley the best in the bag, that will be the Horse, which leaves just the raisen, took over from the peanut because of allergy concerns, so that just leaves Dan, small, wrinkley, squidgey but lovely and juicy, normally stuck together, where you find Dan you will his better half. Personnaly I always liked the other bunch really, just like Minstrels, tough, robust, shapely, everyone's favourite, not a bad one in the bag. Put your money in your pocket's and buy yourselves a bag.
VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!!

S.C.R.U.F.C ANTHEM

We are the boys of seaton carew rugby club.
we are the boys of the maroon and gold.
We will fight,fight,fight for victory.
For we are noble and we are bold,
and when we play our opposition,
our opposition will surely brag.
My God my God what a bloody fine lot are the boys of the GOLDEN STAG.

Not even close buddy .

We already knew it was Sheffield Tank has been spilling the beans for weeks every time he is drunk, but for those who didn't know you could of made the clues a bit harder Eddy even my 10 year old daughter could have worked that out.

We all know doctor watson went to Cambridge university

Its Official,

Payment deadline is this weekend, Anyone who wants to experience the 'New Tour', make sure you make a payment this weekend. There will be no excuses, its getting very close and the committee have a great deal to order so please make an effort, or miss out on a great weekend!!!!

Yours Faithfully

Official TC

PS Evidance is now gathering at a pace the 'Unofficail Committee' will be dealt with!

General Lieutenant Chief Castro the Ace of Spades and his 3 Generals was commissioned by the tourist’s senate to unite all Seaton Tourists units again to form an army for the new republic of Seaton Tours against the terrine of the new official TC.

This is what the general said in a previous rant!


I always knew that cubans spoke limited english but this is ridiculous.They are planning to unite against a Terrine (cookware), a vessel for cooking a forcemeat loaf or pate; What are the new committee doing, force feeding us all a starter??

I am sure they have all the best intentions but I couldnt with all good conscience join such a band of simple minded heathens. I feel sure they will need to be reminded how to use a knife and fork and what about what goes on tour stays on tour. They cant be expected to remember this 5 mins after they get on the bus.

Is it true that the english will rise up against these despots, such as we are doing in libya. I feel that the fake old committee which went out like a whimper last year are jealous of the new broom. If they still wanted to be committee men then they should have stayed on. Lets hope we get a good tour turn out.

Are we going to sheffield?! Should Tank be the first to feel the wrath of his own fellow committee men.

I feel the truth needs to be told, so who am i, i hear you ask. The speculation is that I could be Farman, Cambridge, Nuisance, Eddy, Tank or Pervert.

Its simple, I am the whole truth and you just cant handle it!