Official Seaton Carew RUFC

Revolutionary TC, I like your thoughts Jeff how many beers is it worth to keep quiet. But the official TC can rest assured my lips are sealed, it's hard to change once you have been a TC member for so many years. If the revoluyionary TC have a better offer of beer I'm sure my lips could be loosened after a few large measures.

Mr Appy, i'm sure you can be trusted to keep quiet. If not I'm sure the NEW Committee can arrange some free drink for you whilst on tour. Although can't promise it will be beer!!!!

Long Live the NEW Committee

Yours Faithfull
Official TC...

Been speaking to other members of the revolution and been Chief Castro it should also be pointed out that for most of your time on the tour committee the position you held was chief sneak and it’s bread into you that its good to grass and grass you did, so unless you have been reincarnated then you telling anybody keeping your lips sealed is a done deal is like telling a joke that has no punch line.

Don’t worry we are also in the process of bargaining with another source that has the required information. We are now mounting in numbers and we to shall have our own committee built up of 6 and we too have our secrets, if your in the know then you know the signs and the signs are out there for all to see.

Back to bed now be for along night shift, but remember…………..

VIVA LA REVOLUTION………….

We are here to discredit the usurpers that now appear to lead this tour, this may lead to the fall of the new dynasty. Contemporary opinions saw the previous committee as saintly, mystic, visionary, or on the contrary as debauched charlatans. There has been much uncertainty over this years tour and the influence of those who tread new waters, stories of previous tours have often been based on dubious memoirs, hearsay and legend. Can the new breed stand on their own two feet and get the respect that they so badly crave for! We hope so but think not.....long live the revolution.

The revolution is in full swing I witnessed 4 people making signs to each other last night passing note to confirm they were a member of the revolt, it appears the official tour TC where starting to show the first signs of cracking.

Even over heard one of the committee offering to take an old tourist to one side last night and allow him the information the are trying so hard to keep secret the destination of the tour, in an attempt to get him signed up on the tour. Not sure if he took the information yet or not.

Si Ell well has made claim to been head off the revolution openly last night, whoops sorry I’m mean I’m the head of the revolution.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION............

The "Chappists" propose a revolution based not on violence or name calling but on dressing with panache, drinking fine beverages and behaving with courtesy, especially to those from whom courtesy is not forthcoming, namely the committee. We shall organise protests against the modern game, bland committee members who seem to lack the charisma to lead this tour, in addition to visiting bland cities of no interest and less woman.
As The Chap enters its second decade touring with SCRFC, the organisation continues to plough its Wodehousian view of how a tour should be, while others appear to be gradually coming round to The Chap's philosophy, with the return of the moustache, the monocle, tweed clothing and night clubs celebrating 1980s glamour and 1970s austerity fashions.
We at chap support the Revalution - Hurrar

It all seems simple elimentry my chums ,

This mystery has reached the queens own boffin as she's worried incase there's a mass invasion of her grandsons wedding! So i have been sent to solve the most difficult mystery in the history of SCRUFC. I'v recruited a crack team of assistants including Scrappy Doo who is ofton behind the bar talking to his senior Scooby , John H Watson and Inspector semimove Lithgo Gadget.

All we've learned so far is that the comittie is the lost boys from peter pan and being led by a ginger boy who never wants to grow up! And he's cast of Tootles (the humble one) , Nibs (the one who does grow up) , Slighty (the one who can ofton be found 5 yards short of the toilet) ,Curley (the trouble maker) and last but not least the Twins.

I'm still trying to solve the mystery of who the band of priests where ran havoc amongst the midlands last year and an even older case of the Romans who where chased by the astrixs of the welsh borders a few years back.

All i have is a lead from a regular drinker in the club on Wednesdays who is swayed by a few pints.


VIVA LE REVOLUTION

ah hello old boy i heard you where back up this neck of woods but i got some bad news the gang who pulled off chester and Leicester adventures are no more. i heard there was a revolution in the ranks and there is a new king , queen ace , jack and joker running the gang and they are planning to pull off the biggest mystery tour of this millenium but there is some good news. I have some leads to meet me in the sports and socail club infornt of the magpies at the cottage this wednesday at 7 30

PS VIVA LE REVOLUTION

Chief Castro head of the revolution here it appears the numbers are mounting very quickly in revolt against this committee that is supposedly superior to the old committee with out them even proving them selves……………… Carrrrrrrrrputtttttttt I spit in the face of your tour you murders killing off what we know, love and stand for.

Sherlock if you want truly join the revolution then show me the sign, all revolutionist all ready know that the official committee is made up of:

J.Storey – Head of finance.
P.Storey – Head of travel/accommodation
D.Carlton – Head of the little people/ clothes? Will anything fit?
T.Raynor – Head of tour games
E.Clark – Head of tour names and anything that is extremely cheap or free
M.G.R – Head of drinking utensils and cruelty to tour virgins.

My fellow comrade’s time is getting near to take this revolt to the next level.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

well Chief Castro you have a revolution on your hands well am back to make hell for this tour now it is time to take this revolution to next lever for the undergrand to the steets for the poeple so they can fight for the revolution

AND ALL REMEMBER YOU CAN NOT GET RIDS OF THE ORIGINAL V


VIVA LA REVOLUTION

J.Storey – collector of mega rider funds
P.Storey – Headland bus shelter locator
D.Carlton – Leader of the Gnomes
T.Raynor – T.Raytor
E.Clark – collector and recycler of strongbow cans to fund tour games.
M.G.R – the man with the ID to get served at West View shops.

I'v also heard whispers of Hartlepool steelworks pub as a possible location of the tour Chief Castro.The tour will consist of some Chav bashing and a few bottles of white lightning being shared about.

VIVA LE REVOLUTION

Many have fought for independence from the tour committee in the past & failed miserably but this year there is a new breed, and they are heavily supported. We are not the first to try and make our mark but we will be the one that you remember! With the original four riding high the tour rose to the ranks never experienced before. At various times over a turbulent 30-year career the ex committee have given blood, sweat & tears in exchange for a few laughs and watching people walking around with a cross tied to their back or a helmet perched over their heads. Like other tours, tourists who are discontented with the current committee will rebell and declare independent on April 29th. Marching south or what ever direction we are going in, we will bring SCRUFC back under rightful control. On April 29th the Battle of the Alamo will commence.
The defeat at the Alamo will serve its purpose, free drink will flow and order will be returned. The tour shout will be "Remember the Alamo!" The day after the battle a small band of brothers will bring peace & tranquillity & the normal order of things will be restored.
What we will be dressed in, I don't know, where we are going, I don't know but I have signed the Treaty of Uncertainty: "In my official position as chief of the revolution, I acknowledge the full, entire, and perfect Independence of the Republic of SCRUFC." But we remember how ardent an advocate the current crop are, with most of liberty ten years ago, I have no sympathy for them now, the revolution rumbles on.
To this message you may reply:
It is very true that I threw up my cap for liberty with great ardor, and perfect sincerity, but very soon found the folly of it. The committee will not be fit for liberty. They do not know what it is, unenlightened as they are, and under the influence of such a regime, a despotism will exist.
Long live the revolution, there is no reason why it should not be a wise and virtuous one.

How will the reveloution be handled is the big question? And where will the battle take place? The Bar or the pitch?

Quite simply the tour will end in absolute war! with pints spilt , Buss toppled and tour virgins attached to steel crosses.The Alamo of the tour commitie will be overran with Cubans , Mandelas , Cromwells and Paddys of this world will break down the doors and run amock of the commitie and giving them the mother of all trials!

I have this information from a reliable source who will meet me at the first meeting of the revolutionaries comes togeather bewteen the becks and the wickets tomorrow.

VIVA LE REVOLUTION!

As expected the above posts are all quoting the 'Past', the past is where this so called revolution belongs!! The Minority of people who are trying to overturn the 'NEW COMITTEE' will be routed out and destroyed!!! The ginger assasin is now working hard on possible punishment for those trouble causers!!!!

Long Live the NEW COMMITTEE!!!!!

The Official TC

It’s about time we heard from the Official TC again, but with so few words to say and little fighting spirit you get the feeling that the revolution is starting to take shape and the beginning is here.

Who can they turn too in there hour of need is there support and backing dwindling fast……can they turn it round and fined some support in anyone. They talk of old as it’s a thing of the past, but one thing that can be said about the past, some times it can come back and bite you in ass.

In Days of old as the official TC talk about so flippantly there was always control and respect never did Ana key take hold small groups tried but with numbers so few were squashed like lambs to the slaughter and how every body laughed and enjoyed in there demise/ humiliation. The famous 5 as they were know back in the day would start preparing for the next tour as soon as the last had finished and would come up with new and better ways of spicing up the pre tour mind games, in the end no body would know what was true and what was false the tourists would take the bait like a salmon to the hook. The best the Official TC can come up with is nothing because they have nothing, were is all the mind games were is all the red herrings, were is the end less fun to get the hearts and blood of the tourists going and ready for the fun still they stay silent, mystery tour I here them cry what mystery we already know and have done for a number of weeks, we’ve the committee and the roles they have been give, do we have a spy which is well embedded in your committee and if we do which one of you could it be. We the Revolution hold all the power all the jokers in the pack and like custard your last stand will come in the form of the oldest tour tradition, we the fallen shall stand tall again and calm shall be restored but for now that day is still some time away. But mark my words the walls are close in and with Clarke & Tanke in the room it’s going to get a very tight space in deed.

I put this to the Official TC who what or how many is behind this Revolution? Who is the real Chief Castro? Is there more than one? Has this been a very clever ploy since the last tour? Has this REVOLUTION been in the making for over 2 years since the apprentices were brought in? Is there a group who still have control and shall show there strength and solidarity at some point during the tour? Is there a secret meeting taking place this Friday? Who will become the fallen few? And when will it happen?

VIVA LA REVOLUTION……FOR I’AM CHIEF CASTRO AND HERE MY BATTLE CRIES, FOR WE ARE LEGENDS OF SCRUF RUGBY……………

I get the feeling I dont have as much free time on my hands as you!!! Must be management???

The Official TC

is this the TC showing it's first signs of defeat ahead of the Revolutionary meeting tonight in a secret location between the becks and the wickets. All i can tell you is that the meeting is at 8 and people in it will speak in a certain lingo between one another.

They will also be a source who has inside information at this meeting.

VIVA LE REVOLUTION!

Let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love, love for the tour, love for the game.... we must strive every day so that this love of the tour will be transformed into actual deeds, into acts that serve as examples, as a moving force. We must severe every link with the committee; with the laws, good manners, conventions, and morality. The committee is a merciless enemy. I must admit they must be admired for going on with a tour when in February you still couldn't fill a mini bus or am I getting confused with stupidity! The revolution is gathering pace, secret meetings, in secret places, it's all coming back to me now. The feeling that our entire being is devoured by one purpose, one thought, one passion — the revolution.
We do this in good faith, to save the tour from becoming a debarcle, we support abrupt, rapid, and drastic change but the correct fools must lead the mad house.
For those smiling assasins, I won't get caught twice with that ice pick.
Вива ле революции

where are we going, is the new tour committee going to cave in or will the secret be let out?!

i will be joining the tour as usual or will i?!

how will appy (lord lucan) let everyone know where the tour is, has someone paid his ransom?! i hope we can see the old tour committee on our travels, care in the community and all that!

will dan wear green and look for gold over the rainbow, will jeff be asked to lend his firehose to put the bed fire out or will peter put it out when he goes to bed anyway? I just cant wait to find out the truth!

the truth is we dont know where the tour is going, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. can you handle it!!!!

Remember the Alamo!