Official Seaton Carew RUFC

heard a rumour that Sheffield is this years tour destination, could there be any truth in this? Also heard that the stinge bag which is Clarky is involved, WOOHOO!!!! its going to be a cheap one this year my guess £35, is ther any hostels in Sheffield????

Yes Gents you have it all wrong this is the real me not an Alias.

Long Live seaton Tours,

Mr S Brookes AKA Brooksey, Steve, Zin Zan, Big Steve ect...

There is also rumours flying about that you are also involved Zink Zane, which makes sense especially over these red herrings that your throwing about all ready I’ve heard on the grape vine you are shaggy and we'll see you in Manchester.

The question that really should be asked will their be enough to make the team on Sunday especially with the old guard sat in the pub throwing abuse like the rest of the rabble.

New committee, new rules. This year the old guys are playing Sunday and we are all sitting in the pub! :)

Hotel & Bus is officially booked 38 places available make sure you get your money in sharpish to avoid dissapointment.

Who do i give the money too?

Jeff

Can the new mob live up to the old farts that have left.There are so many unanswered questions:

Will cambridge do a philip schofield and show his true colours. Will brooksy enter the menopause after his mid life crisis, will king kenny of mongoland be all fired up and who has oldmannapped appy, please release him.

The new committee seems to be a motley crew involving the piddler, the horse cock and snow whites happy.Where are they taking us???? the big money seems to be on steel country but is it jeffield and what is the theme, could it be the full monty?!

this motley crew need to get off their bums and sort it out, there is only so much truth and i wont be satisfied until i have the whole truth.

Heard that the first secret meeting on Monday was a debarcle...surprise, suprise. Not all well in tour land, well fingers crossed we may still make it out of town. Also heard that the committee have drafted in an elderly ginger winger with some tour history to strengthen the resolve..

Chhers Zan Zan for your support, correct Mr Robinson is involved so expect plent of tour games containing violence.

Someone's is getting buried under the club patio then......

Dear O Dear golden rule of been apart of a rugby tour committee is loose lips sink ships, trust no one as you never know who will sing like a Cannery ?

Believe me when I say I speak the truth and a birdie has been singing to me. I have the power to blow apart the new tours secrets before it starts.

Question is should I should I not let people know the destination of this years tour, I’ll have to mull over this one for a while and have a good think about it, it may well be a good bargaining point for favours during the tour.

My advice is to you shoot the Cannery before they spill any more secrets and blow your plans altogether.

Who could this 'X Tour Committee be?? Only 1 person outside the tour committee has been told the tour destination!!! Could it be this man or is somebody trying to set this person up. Hopefully the later or there could be serious consequences!!!!

Ps Hope this isnt Mr cambridge above or he could be recieving a knock at the door from the evergreen Mark Robinson aka the Ginger Assasin.

Yours faithfully TC....

Revolutionary

Mr X,

If you make yourself known to us we will pay a high price for the information you are selling, our existence is solely to make the new committee feel the pain. We tourists demand the right to enjoy our tour and we'll make it as difficult as we like for them.

You’ve had the BIG V who tried to unite the virgins, you’ve had the WHOLE TRUTH and many others who have tried to derail what were a band of merry men who hit town for the weekend and blitz all who stood in front of them, even the strongest challengers would crumble on the Sunday. The REVOLUTIONARY Committee shall bring this committee down like lambs to the slaughter.


VIVA LA REVOLUTION........

Sounds to me that the 'Old Committee' are a bit concerned, maybe they are worried that the New Committee might blow the 'Old Tours' out the water. Will the 'Old committee' be forgotten a (Relic of the past)!!!! New and old tourists look forward to a new more enjoyable tour weekend. Out with the Old in with the NEW!!!!

Yours Faithfully,

TC..

BOYS BOYS BOYS, TOUR IS UNDER WAY SO GET UR CASH IN, DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO IS A HAS BEEN , CAMBRIDGE AND HIS DECIPLES ARE ALREAY PLAYING GAMES TO DESROY OUR TOUR, DONT LET THIS HAPPEN

2 more names added this weekend, places are running out, get you money in sharpish to avoid dissapointment..

That must be nearly double figures now, hope your getting excited. I think Hudson's do a 12 seat mini bus. What you lads will do to keep the cost down!
If you want our money why not tell us what we are getting....

It appears the BusConducter has joined the Revolution.

It's good to see the Official TC are all ready slagging of the old tour committee we like that very much, good spirt.

If I was u's I’d of kept my mouth zipped closed until you'd proved yourselves, remember 1 think getting the tour up and running is the easy bit the hard bit comes on the Friday when the tour starts can't wait bring on the tour.

Mind I do agree with the BusConductor if you disclose where we are going you might get a few more signing up.

I wonder if the HAS BEENS what to join the Revolutionary committee to assist in bringing these new boys down. Especially as it's now been brought to our attention 1 of them has the info need to find out train times and routes, i wonder how many free pints Appy can drink.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION........