Official Seaton Carew RUFC

Long live the Virgins reVolt, as you can see i 'am the biggest 'V' and lead the band of merry V's.

This year all 'V's will stand Very tall against the P5 who eVer they maybe, we will not fall so easy as others haVe before us.

i'Ve become aborn again 'V' and will laugh in the face of the drink of the flying arse holes.

Any body wanting to join the big V reVolt there is a meeting in the club behind the bar on Sat in the secret big V meeting room know as the cellar.

The secret hand shake will be the big 'V' done with the lefthand all Virgins you must learn to do this its Very important for when we make our stand.

V IS Virgins reVolt.....................................

No meetings will be taking place in the cellar capt C holds his in the schooner. As I'm not a virgin this year I will not be involved in any uprising so Jimmy Slaughter behave yourself.:-!:-!:-!

the upbringing is on for the tour.
bigger V well done for making thishappen capt c bye to the power of 5

the big V is not a virgin maybe the barman?

Dear O dear DAN wILSON

1 Thing you should always learn if your wanting to start up risings you should learn how to hide your e-mail address (dan wilson@hotmail.co.uk)

Rob stop getting smaller V's to do your dirty work the P5 is on to you and will not be as easy going on you this year.

The removal of the sword from the stone was the knights great challenge. Only one,Arthur was able to complete the challenge. Now ye great knight of Seaton's famous round table a greater challenge awaits you all on the quest to Chester. Whom can get the wallet from coach Clark's pocket and get him to spend some money although a very daunting task if you are strong you may suceed were many have tried and failed. Once through the heavily chained entrance you will be met by large spiders and their webbs which have been in place thousands of years. Moths may attack as you try to remove the said artifact and be carful no to wake the coach as he as a fearsome cry.If you try and fail be it at your peril but if you are triuphant the rewards are great.:oD:oD:oD:oD:oD:oD:oD:-D:-D:-D:-D

Think you might be looking in the wrong direction as if you check the tour VIRGIN list I think you'll find that a certain Damon Wilson is touring this year maybe he's using his son as cover Mr Invisible Knight.
:-!:-!:-!

TO the Barman...
THE MIGHTY BEAR will stand tall "v" salute you all.......

Rob you can only hide your treason for so long.

The p5 know your using the pyramid affect in reverse and we all know what that spells V, we've seen the pyramids dotted around the club we miss nothing we have spys every were.


Remember its good to grass..........

cant believe the childish games have started already, same time every year, cant believe im acctually still coming

I am disgusted that this site not only promotes terrible spelling but now promotes mugging fellow tourists!! Coach Clarks wallet has now been moved to its other hiding place behind Mr Brookes, so will never be found!!

Where are the site police? Have they been paid off by the KOTRT?!

What has Mr Wilsons upbringing got to do with the tour:
'the upbringing is on for the tour.
bigger V well done for making thishappen capt c bye to the power of 5'

Is it good to grass????



:-O

i can just say that it wasnt me be the biggest V as my father knows my account. so it must of been him?
this is my normal name.

Your getting the hang of it already Dan ITS GOOD TO GRASS. Last year I grassed up loads of my fellow team mates and seen them suffer under the helmet.

Coach Clark how dare you hide behind MR Brookes tightness as it is no where as near bad AS YOURS. Ask all his drinking partners who have to wait for him going to the bar when it's his round BUT ARE QUICKLY TOLD TO GO when it's theirs. At least he does go on most occassions, unless drinking with a certain sir cardi his springiness. So shame on you trying to shift the blame onto somebody else. You will be punished or is this a double bluff and are you thinking punishment's mean free drink.l :_):_):_):_):_):_):_):_):_)%-)%-)%-)

After reading your post, I think I can rest my case!! My wallet is as safe as houses.

Pass me the Vodka, I have a red bull which need spicing up.

Its good to graze in grass, king arthur maintained!!

I think the Coach Clark is a very generous man every time he wins the raffle he gives me a small tot of rum or vodka. Dont you guys get treat this well ?

I never get a free drink off Captain C, but hes not lucky enough to win any prize, so we should let him off.

Danny Wilson you have been found guilty of stirring up trouble for your dad who is going on tour i propose that you should face the court and when you go on your first tour in 2 years time you face the conseqences

Is it posssible for me to go on Tour? Who would I have to pay my money to?

I was watching the 2x v versus Old Boys at the weekend, some really talented players there. I didn't think it was very clever of the Coach to get sent off mind, he should be setting an example.

Harry.

Harry no problem, just leave your money behind the bar for the lads to have a swollay, the bus leaves at 1PM prompt on the 1st April, destination Edinburgh. DONT FORGET YOUR PASSPORT! If u do you will have to join Mowden!
What a disgrace the coach seeing red & getting red, too much time spent in the bar with Mr Angry, not a good example from such a model pro.

Excellent, how much money am I leaving behind the bar?

I'm sure i'll be ok without my passport, they aren't that strict on the Scottish boarder.

Eddie Clark is up in court!!

Luckily he was found not guilty.

The jury couldn't believe he would ever break into a fiver!