Official Seaton Carew RUFC

Its that time of year again when the tour commitee is quaking in their boots. All tour Virgins unite to help over throw the Tirent which is the so called 'tour commitee'.
Tourists become born again VIRGINS and help with the Virgin cause together we can down the Tirent.

Power to the VIRGINS!!!!!

Just a reminder all tour money to be paid in full by the end of March. Accommodation & bus has been booked, only kit & games to sort.

p.s ALL UP RISINGS WILL BE DEALT WITH BY THE COURT.

:-):-))

Is t that time of year again looks like the numbers are up to around 45 now.

Everything is set for what looks to be another super tour set up and ready 2 go.
All tour names are picked and it looks like yet again there is some tremendous ones, the virgins are many which is always good news.

Its a sad shame to see a tour leg-end and true tour committee member will not be having a show this year although many apart from his wife are hoping he will have a change of heart and work 1 easy simple week so he can be there, now thats not a lot to ask Mrs Committee members wife is it.

The new tour bucket is in full construction and the bucketeer has promised to top last yearSwith not as many leaks.

The virgins brew is cementing as we speak.

Glad to see the virgins have learn there lesson from last years motleycrew
and are been nice a quite up to now.

THE STRENGTH OF 3 SHALL BE STRONG...................

Sounds like fun is there any space for me on the bus or am i already on it, who knows but me i'm sure some time over the weekend i will be called upon to do my stuff. As i have done in the last 5 tours.

I speak only THE HOLE TRUTH.............Big V for victory as i will once again triumph over the tour committee as I've never been fingered yet

up with the heinous down with tour committee.

Don't forget everybody will have there secret item to bring again this year, what is the theme of the tour GOING to be this year ?

Who knows but the tour committe.

THE POWER OF 3 SHALL BE STRONG..................

this doesn't look like much fun , whats it all about

The letters are in the post and should be dropping onto peoples door steps soon. please read the info carefully and do what is asked off you.

Each letter is for your eyes only and anything that is pasted on through word of mouth will be dealt with by the committee on the Friday.

So keep it st-um or face the consequences at your peril..........

The power of 3 will prevail

come on virgins your far too quiet Rob cricket is still around so the 'power of 3' is not strong virgins will prevail
Virgins Unite its good to grass

Ahh so the letter are in the post now, change of tune from Saturday when we all should of received them!!! I'll have to check my post on a regular basis, how ever I will not be held responsible should I not receive a letter.....can only mean one of two things:

1)Royal Mail are incompetent (which we all know)
2)The ‘Tour Committee’ have failed to send these ‘letters’ at which I’ll camp outside Kenny’s house until I get one hand delivered
:oP

Unfortunately, if you dont recieve your letter the only person that will be held responsible is yourself.

I have a sinking feeling that my letter will not be showing up and will some how have been 'lost' which is difficult to believe as Kenny lives next door!!

Kenny the 'Chair' could hardly send out letters he can't even write
and as for uprisings being dealt with by the court I believe the lord chief justice or brookesy wont even be there are the 3 losing there power

Virgins unite

Big V PLEASE BE AWARE JUST BECAUSE YOUR NOT ON THE TOUR DOESN'T MEAN U WONT BE DEALT WITH BY THE COURT AGAIN. STOP TRYING TO CAUSE A VIRGIN UP RISING. THOUGHT U WOULD HAVE LEARN'T BY NOW.

U'VE BEEN WARNED, THE POWER OF 3 WILL PREVAIL........

Who ever is going on as the BigV leave me out of it as I'm not going on the tour and am certainly not trying to get the virgins to join in an uprising so leave me out of it and try and find the impersonator.
:-!:-!:-!

As the tour draws closer it a peers that the pratical games have started all ready with some of the letters going missing and others been delivered to wrong addresses, the postman will be brought to task at the start of the tour.

Rumours and Misdemeanours are rife again in the run up to the tour. Some people believe they are being deliberately stitched up. Others it appears have an awful lot to learn.

Some person(s) are dropping in rumours to the changing rooms which are have the same effect as a stick of dynamite in a calm pond. What is true, what is false who knows.

The secrets and lies are back and here to stay!!!!

As a member of the power of three I feel it is my duty to give prior warning to all tour members that discussing secret items and tour agendas before and after our tour dates is totally forbidden.

Mr Ainsley you have a lot to learn, THERE ARE NO EXCUSSES, slander against the W3 and the committee refusing to take responsibility for your actions VERY BIG MISTAKE on your part.

You should take a leaf out of your dwarf friends book and accept responsibility and the fact your are in for a torrid time. Well done Mr Charlton.

The Power Of Three (W3)

For you thickos out there Power=Watts=W

Well its a bit quiet on here and the 'committee' have no control over this tour at all the Virgins will rise and show you all how its done.
Not long to got now are the big 3 shaking in their boots have they lost all control of this tour.
But even more importantly will they ever find out who the real Big V is will he reveal himself on tour will Brookesy actually go.
All will be revealed soon
:oD