Official Seaton Carew RUFC

Only 2 days togo till the first tour meeting in 2 years.

Don't forget every body we need some money in this weekend if you haven't already started.

Anyone out there with any new ideas on how to make the tour better than it is already going to be, please let the tour commitee know.

By the way oldginge that doesn't mean everybody visting the pub called the flying hand bag.

Rumour has it old ginge has had a phone call of one of the E-woks tonight and now knows the secret.

Who will be next ?

Just heard from the jedi council that Kenny retired never play first team again but on the first team bench this week Braham also now knows the secret too, that leaves 2 more secrets left to come out.

Who will be next ?

There are only, at any one time, two Sith Lords in the galaxy. One Master and one Apprentice.

it looks like people are using words like leg end tour commitee with out aproching the bench i have news that the cheif sneek is in action as we talk so watch out

it looks to me like people are now using peoples names to feed the sneek who is proc? is he just yet another name for zin zan all i can say is trust no one

I'm back from the deserts of tatooine, the seeker of truth and justice!!

If we have a Jedi Council then we need a Mayor (mare), every saturday Captain C has a mare so he would be the best candidate.

He also kicks like a donkeys hind leg, so like hartlepool that has h'angus, we can have donkeys'arse.

Let the whole truth be with you!!!

How can the secret be a secret if you are telling everybody it.??

Heard a rumour the other day that the Virgins have a comittee of their own so Jedi Nights be afraid, very afraid...

The Big V....

whole truth this is a page to talk about the tour.

If you wish to talk about players who try there best even if some times the old donkeys best isn't good enough then set up your own page of topic of conversation please i'm sure captain c would love to talk to you in the bar on sat eddy if you'd like.

what is all the star wars stuff about zin zan

The truth is out there and I see that this is causing problems. I tried to keep it a secret but there are so many secrets out there that I felt compelled to let you know the WHOLE TRUTH.

I see that you are still guessing as to my identity but that is a secret and will not be revealed on tour.

What about on years eve like this year, when a little birdy close to you revealed all MR CLARK.

Everyone be aware that all identities are slowly trickling through to me from my trust worthy information gatherers commonly known as GRASSERS.

It is interesting to know that a break away commitee led by the Godfather of virgins The Big V seems to be emerging, as the Chief sneak it is my duty to hand out your one and only warning, any rebelious committees will be crushed and punished accordingly, the threat is backed by the official tour committee.

The dark side will never triumph over the good of the tour committee.

IT'S GOOD TO GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chief Sneak,

Sounds to me like your getting a bit worried, you have to ask yourself could one of the jedi nights turn to the dark side and double cross the tour commitee??

Grassing is bad for you!!!

The Big V

Perhaps it is because the game of Rugby Union Football is governed by Laws and not Rules, that it has become a tradition, when rugby clubs go on a tour, to institute a "Tour Court" to deal with any transgressions that may be committed by members of the tour party. It has been implied by some that these touring tribunals are "kangaroo courts", providing little opportunity for the accused to be found anything but guilty.
Although I must agree that there may be some Tour Courts that may operate in this manner to pass sentence first, and to judge second, I believe that the Court can operate with a level of fairness but any fractionating of the tour with splinter groups will be delt with harshly, the court showing no mercy to transgressors!

The Tour Virgin is an integral part of any touring party and as such should be treated with the respect they deserve, not the contempt that most tourists seem to lavish on them.

Enjoy them brief few days; a Tour Virgin is just for one tour & then it's gone.

Another one will replace it but that first tour will always stay with you.

Remember, we were all virgins once!!!