Official Seaton Carew RUFC

Can't tempt you to transfer to the Sportnetwork 7s can we? We can handle 33, and put 2 teams in the draw

Hi Helmut,

More info please before any new venues can be discussed buy our band of Tour regulars on our Honourable Committee.

Chief Sneak knows everything about everyone

So be aware Tour Virgins.

For those of you who are slow,

It's not a spelling mistake the committee can be BOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry "Tour Chief Sneak", don't know your protocol.

Have you seen the Sportnetwork 7s details on your home page, and throughout the Rugby Section of Sportnetwork?

All the basic info is there, and places are available.

I you don't want to miss out on the fun at the end of the season make sure you get your name on the tour list as the bus is getting filled up very quickly.

For the rest of you already down don't forget to bring some dosh.

Don't for get its good to grass.

Dear Tour Committee,

Overseas Tourist here again just to ask that you put my name down for the tour if you've not done so already - there's a flight to Blackpool from Dublin so I'll fly directly there and meet you in Blackpool, but confirmation of time and exact location as soon as they're sorted would be appreciated.

As for a deposit for the digs, please let me know who to send it to and who to make it payable to - alternatively, I'm planning to come over to Hartlepool in the next month or so if it'll wait until then?

First tour game confirmed for sunday 6th of May away to Skipton.

AL thanks for confirming u were 1 of the first names on the list, will give details as soon as all sorted.

All going well, wheels beginning to turn, interest is growing. If you don't have your name down yet & backed it up with hard cash you may be disappointed, places are running out, there is a limit. It's times like this when the hidden tourists come out of the woodwork & are most welcome again, Tall Paul, Long John it's that time again.

Tourist Abroad, or is it the right reverand, your commitment must be recognised by the tour committee & we all look forward to seeing you again. A cheque in the post to Brookesy or if you are coming over soon I will cover your deposit. Trust you, honest!

Heard a secret rumour that there is soon to be a secret tour committee meeting in a secret place on a secret day but nobody knows with who because it's all secret!

Is there a chance Secret Squirrell and the Chief Sneak could be the same person MMMMMMMMMMMMMM i wonder.

The rumours are true about a secret tour meeting, if the secret item is given to you on sat then you will know the first secret. How do you know what the secret item is and when will you have it, thats a secret so i can tell you but the secret people will know.

Come on Tampax (sorry, long serving tourist), don't tie me with the same brush as Secret Squirrell or I will tell my MUMMY you are slandering her BOY.

Looking forward to receiving my secret item on sat.

Is that little tinny rascal of a tourist FAT PAT going has some one asked him yet it wouldn't be the same without the tour prankster.

Bad news the game to away to skipton has been cancelled with great disappointment, due to skipton been busy on that day.

There is a new game in the pipe line though, the only thing is it looks like it will have to be an away fixture again I KNOW I KNOW what a great heart ache that will be.

Some one who went training last night told some one else, who then told me that Tour Capt the horse himself J.Storey thinks he might of been given the secret item and know were the secret meeting is taking place. He said he wasn't sure though if it was the secret item because know one has told him if it is the secret item or not. When ask what it was he said "i can't tell you its a secret".

Apparently Fat Pat or simply FP to his mates because he is simple that is, has been asked by Mrs Brookes. He is currently checking his hectic schedule but I am sure such a committed tourist will endeavour to make the final line up. But getting back to the fore mentioned. A heinous crime for a tourist to allow woman to get involved with tour business, is this Tampax putting himself on the mercy of the court already!!!

FP asked what the secret was & could he be told. Because know one knows the secret I couldn't say, maybe the horse is the only one who can spread any light on the case!!

You know i wouldn't miss it for the world, you can put my name down secret squirrell.

Good to see your going FP.

We have 38 names on the list now with about 10 more possibles so we are now going to book the hotel so all deposits need to be in this week, if its not in the you might not be on the list come star wars day.

Don't miss out on the tours of all tours.

The hotel is booked for 38 tourists. We need to see the colour of your money as we only have a weeks grace to send off the deposit. Anyone vaguely thinking of coming needs to flash some cash, this is a bank holiday weekend & rooms are at a premium. It's the end of the month & you have just been paid, dig deep. Ignorance is no excuse, you have been warned. I am home this weekend so will be on the case.

Where we are staying remains a secret!

ZinZan, Si Elwell asked for his name to be put on the list on Saturday. He'll bring his deposite in this week.

Well done old ginge task 1 is close to been finished.

Task 2 will be posted shortly.

The question is 5 people got the secret item given to them on sat and now know the secret, were you one of them ?

Is there still room as have deposit

Certainly Mike, bring your money down on Saturday, don't feel like you only have to pay the deposit, bring as much as you can & your as good as there. I'll be able to relieve you of the burden of carrying around that cash. Anyone wanting to follow in Mike's shoes please see the tour committee at the weekend, if you know who they are because it's a secret. That goes for everyone else, it's not the end when the deposit is paid, it's just the beginning - The Phantom Menace.

Where's this secret meeting being held then!! & who knows what the secret item (s) is.