Official Seaton Carew RUFC

Is anyone thinking of organising a club tour this year?

Its been 2 years since our last outing and its about time the commitee was reformed.

we need to jump on this straight away tour treasurer captain c has already start collecting the dosh, him and tour legend the tampax will be pushing everyone this week for a yes no answer.

you don't get any better than a seaton carew tour its the best laugh you will ever have so don't be shy and jump on the seaton band wagon now to have the time of your life.

all tour virgins are wellcomed with open arms.............

A Tour - Excellent Idea!!

Better make it an extra large bus though to make sure Old Ginge and his gang of house workers can make it!!

I will drink to that!!

There is only one whole truth !!

Glad to see we can put you down eddy the hole truth.

I think we need one this year, so you can put me and my brother down Dr love as definite.

old ginge after becoming a tour leg-end over the last couple of tours it was decided at a recent meeting of the tour commitee, you could be up for the golden bell award for the 2007 tour.(IF WE GET IT OF THE GROUND THAT IS AND PEOPLE GET THERE FINGER OUT)

For you to achieve this and to belooked on favourable by the tour commitee you must complete tasks through out the rest of the season that only the tour commitee will ask of you.

Who are the tour commitee you might ask only the tour commitee know that and thats how it will stay for now.

TASK 1. starts this week by getting numbers from the seconds on who will be joining in the fun this year and coming on tour.

task 1 is always the easiest.......................

Don't forget to ask ipe and capt jack sparrow if they are going on the tour old ginge.

The tour committee hears and see everythink.

Does anyone know dates or venue for tour so that we can book holidays etc.

G.F. you know its not me above so stop making accusations - Captain C have a word with yourself

Old Ginge I thinkk it could be a set up.

Clarky

STOP TALKING RUBBISH EVERYONE IN THE CLUB KNOWS ITS YOU.


I'VE HEARD OF THE TOUR COMMITEE THE DATE WILL BE DECIDED THIS WEEKEND ONCE NUMBERS ARE CONFIRMED, MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE BROOKESY BEEN HOME.

i am up for club tour but only if i can keep my hair !!!!! :-!

am up for club tour

good to here it lads you need to bring some money on sat and your name will go in the red book.

it looks like the date will be may the 4th we think to be confirmed sat.

oh good we're going on tour on Star Wars day and whats this about me being the oldest virgin in Seaton.
Oh and for those who don't know
May The 4th Be With You

Love The Force but can't get away from the fact that Rob, you will be the 40 Year Old Virgin +. Sounds like May bank holiday is the date, Mrs Brookes can confirm, venue to follow. Let's have some deposits in this weekend & a firm intention before the end of the month. The mysterious tour committee will be meeting soon to sort out all the carry on's that go with the debarcle that is a tour!

DEAR LEG-END (AKA:- TAMPAX)

Have you never learnt anything on your time on the tour commitee. it is a HEINOUS crime to allow tour names to come out before there time.

Its the yellow card for you now let this be a lesson to you, be warned you don't what to have to face a kangaroo court in the first hour of the tour now do you.

Don't forget the tour commitee hears and see's everything.........

Great timing by me - haven't checked in to the old Seaton web site for ages and when I do it's tour time - hooray! Count me in. Might just have to pop over to See the boys in Seaton to refresh my memory as to why on earth I'd want to go on tour with you! See you soon boys - hopefully to coincide with a 2nds home game so I can pull on the old Seaton jumper once again. A friend from across the water.................

Well done every body who brought money down yesturday we've had a great start, the tour is up and running with 33 names already with about 20 paid the rest of you need toget money in fast. Any body who's not on the list better get on it fast before its to late.

Just to let everybody know we've even had an international call from another tour legend formally know as the Priest AKA:- Irish AL, to say he's up for another outing.

After a great result by the first team yesturday it set the tone in the club last night perfect for the hot topic on everybodies mind were would the tour be, who hell are the tour commitee and what the beeping hell happens to tour virgins.

The answers to these questions are easy:

1. The tour is set as Blackpool or near as dame it.

2. ONLY the tour commitee know who they are, and just to let some of you virgins out there know IT WONT BE YOU ON THE COMMITEE and it is a heinous crime to ask JASON your taking the risk of putting yourself at the mercey of the commitee.

3. Nothing much happens to virgins apart from having a great time. he he he.

looks like some dodgy goins on here. does anyone believe cambridge is organisaing a tour. i havent seen any proof and i see everything

you mean to tell me that saturday when he was collecting all that money he was getting it under false pretences wasn't organising a tour and just had a bloody good night out on the town. All i can say is that the all seeing eye must need to go to the opticians and pretty damn quick don't drive that car in the morning :_):_):_):-!:-!:-!:oD:oD:oD

And remember May the 4th be with you :oD:oD:oD

Tour virgins unite, the tour commitee likes the sound of that.

Theres a full list of jobs that need doing to get the tour of the ground so any one who would like to volunteer all help is welcome.

Please put names of any volunteers below.