Official Harlequin Ladies

Armageddon son. Just changed the odd word around to suit rugby players instead of astronauts. Piece of piss. Good steal. Im on the prowl for another cheesy little extract.

cinema 7:10

You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that field you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Fordy, if you want to play on this rugby team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Fordy? Who's your daddy?

Team talk in years to come:

According to mythology, the Blue Storm were greater even than the gods. They ruled their universe with absolute power! Well that rugby field out there tonight, that's our universe. Let's rule it like the Storm!


In Sussex, rugby 7's is a way of life, it's bigger than Christmas day. My daddy coached in Chichester, he worked so hard my momma left him, but I stayed with coach, he needed me on that field

Everywhere we go -Everywhere we go-, people wanna know -people wanna know-, who we are -who we are-, so we tell them -so we tell them- We Are The Blue Storm! -We Are The Blue Storm!- The Mighty Mighty Blue Storm! -The Mighty Mighty Blue Storm!...

You will remember the storm.................probably because they are banned from every tournament for stealing trophys, sexy time with players birds, and smashing up the place

Son the boss has just gone and he wished me a good weekend so i dont think he's coming back. Im tempted to take my trousers off and properly kick back and do **** all. Cinema at 7:10 you say, sounds good although the Gibbo film is 6.10 or 9.10

910 is better