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Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Lauren. (IP Logged)
Date: 07 August, 2006 14:37

Sorry, but I can't help it. Heard a terrible joke over the weekend and I feel it's joy needs sharing!

Q. Why did the Mexican push his girlfriend off the cliff?
A. Tequila!!

Get it! Get it!:-D

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Lizzy G (IP Logged)
Date: 08 August, 2006 11:17

Well if we're gonna follow this on...

Q. What do you call someone in a swimming pool with no arms and no legs?

A. Bob

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: TanyaW (IP Logged)
Date: 11 August, 2006 02:47

Now you've started it:

Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?



A No idea

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: hlfc mum (IP Logged)
Date: 11 August, 2006 23:13


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Posted by: hlfc mum (IP Logged)
Date: 11 August, 2006 23:14


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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: TanyaW (IP Logged)
Date: 12 August, 2006 00:14

Now is a blind deer the same as a deer with no eyes?

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: hlfc mum (IP Logged)
Date: 13 August, 2006 14:50


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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Kate S (IP Logged)
Date: 13 August, 2006 16:48

Wish I was there!

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Lauren. (IP Logged)
Date: 15 August, 2006 09:36

Man goes to a doctor and says,
'Doctor, Doctor, Sometimes I feel like a wigwam, and sometimes I feel like a tepee'
Doctor replies,
' That's because you're too tense'!

Boom!Boom!

The other one heard on the radio was to rude, so I won't tell you that one!

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Mel A (IP Logged)
Date: 15 August, 2006 23:12


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Date: 15 August, 2006 23:14


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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Mel A (IP Logged)
Date: 15 August, 2006 23:17


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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Lizzy G (IP Logged)
Date: 16 August, 2006 17:39

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman " You got any bread?"
"No"
The duck asks again "Got any bread?"
"No"
Once again "Got any bread?"
"If you ask me that one more time I'll nail your beak to the bar!!!"
To which the duck replied, "Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: TanyaW (IP Logged)
Date: 18 August, 2006 07:13


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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Lauren. (IP Logged)
Date: 18 August, 2006 09:08

Carrying on the visually impaired jokes,

Q.What do call a dinosaur with one eye?
A.Do-you-think-he-saurus.

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: TanyaW (IP Logged)
Date: 18 August, 2006 13:29

Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's dog?


A: Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex

(Yes, I watched Jurassic Park too)

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Posted by: Cally Ho (IP Logged)
Date: 22 August, 2006 12:28


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Posted by: TanyaW (IP Logged)
Date: 22 August, 2006 14:25


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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: asbo! (IP Logged)
Date: 22 August, 2006 15:49

whats a shitsu?????











A zoo with no animals!



hahahaahahahaha

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Re: Jokes as bad as G's
Posted by: Lauren. (IP Logged)
Date: 22 August, 2006 15:53

Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
A. Don't worry I've got you covered!



Q. What washes up on very small beaches?
A. Microwaves!




Q. What did the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around!



Q. What do you call two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers!!

Da-da da da, da-da!!!!

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