Re: AGM - 15th January
Posted by:
else (IP Logged)
Date: 09 January, 2009 18:07
lets have less of this captain plant business. im still in charge of u spazmodics till the agm, and then, i still maybe in charge!!!!?
i agree with greendog, if no 1 in 3rs puts their hands up to make teas, then i wudnt bother-they cud always have the left overs!!!
IF planty does succeed me and take over and fill my very successful shoes, then all he will have to do, after hes had a poo, puked his guts up, and sobered up, is;- make 100 phone calls in the week(however this will be considerably easier now tom holmes has joined the inbreds), get to EVERY practice net, to try and talk sum sense into mr bhatt and mr greenhalgh, give clarky the bad news, get to ground early on sats, sort lifts for them that dont drive wen playing away, give jobs to everybody, be nice to away capt(sumthing i found particularly hard to do), look after 10 plebs for the next 6 hours, make sure tea is ready, give umpires balls and try and bum them up so to give u an lbw during game, win a game of cricket, be nice to away team, fill in more paperwork than gordon browns secretary has to do, ring in result, have a beer, go home and put result on play cricket. - thats all.