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while we r on about footy. i ad a tex from lord james 2day. he as asked if we cud get a team out to play a lord carley team as a fund raiser. dont no weather it wud be 6 or 11 aside. i will let u no wat crak is wen he gets back to me. looking at the above thread, i guess we wud struggle 2 get 11 out???

Is it me or does Elsey speak Zalon?

Steve....

I suspect with plenty of notice for the date so people can sort themselves out and we organise it properly, not just on here, we should be able to drag a team out.

ad nother tex from the leaping lord. he has surgested an 11 a side game an as asked if the pitch at side of the pav is available, then into pav for drinks an 'food'. dont no if he is expecting gary roads to rustle summat up like or just gettin a take away in and a game of killer darts. as i wont be playing, can sum 1 who plays the silly game of football, who also frequents this message board contact him plz.

The pitch next to the pavilion is used by Nags Head from the Cross on Sunday mornings....not sure about anyone else.

Can i suggest Greabo has a word with him on Sunday morning seeing as Sir Jim has signed for the mighty AFC Grouse now.

Are you not there this Sunday then Jon?

Nice bit of delegation from you there youth!!

Nope....really should tell Daz!!

Tup on cos you've been forced back to centre half?

u boys still playing monkey boys football on sundays:oD

av a word with im then dave, c wat can be sorted. cheers.

Yeah will do Ste, if we are looking to play it on the cross at the back of the ground it might be worth your old man having a word with the council to get the all clear!!

Off out for the day so cant make it. Was quite looking forward to being back at centre half...less running!!

No need to get clearance to play on it Dave....just roll up and play on it, wont be a problem. We didnt bother getting clearance from the council for playing on the park Sunday morning!! Only thing we need to check is that it doesnt clash with any other games. Can do that by not playing on a Sunday morning which probably wouldnt be best anyhow as some of us will be playing anyway.

jordan is in!!! i will definetly play.... if its organised

Had the "pleasure" of watching first half of a Sunday league game which featured 3 of our players Kipper "the Moggy", Jim "the upper class chinless midfield wuss" Carley & Dave "Bambi " Greaves. Could I suggest that all 3 are restricted to bar duties & only in an emergency do they even make the bench. Mind you the Ashover & Clowne contingent are even worse. Is Daz Parkin the worst footballer ever?

Chief ... standards have slipped so far these days. You only have to look at the national side.

Sweeper!!

Yeh sweeper & he was definitely brushless as well as clueless stood & had a nice chat with his fellow "central defender" marking one man in the centre circle for a corner. Corner gets cleared said one man goes short for ball neither Daz nor mate bother to follow him allowing said forward to gather ball turn eat breakfast & pass to mass ranks of opposition who are chasing out of their area leaving Bambi, his lordship & the confused mass ranks who had gone up for said corner in their wake.
2 passes later, Parkin still in centre circle, & the Moggy dives but double decker bus goes under his body & into the net.
You right Steptoe in my day said forward would have been mugged in the centre circle, especially if there were 2 of us, rather than have a cosey chat. His dislocated ankle bloody nose & scarred testicles would not have allowed him to amble back for the ball.

I presume for his towering presence?!!? ;-)

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