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Yeh goood 1 m8 :oP who ell is 2 team pimp i wnna know??? Ya Gimp

No text talk.

lemon jnr, you have to play 1sts cos your dad cant find anyone to babysit for you other than clarkey :oD

ste - the answer to your question is yes. if in doubt just look back at the ailments so far this week. muscle tear, man flu, tonsilitis these on top of your normal disabilities not only qualify you as a spaz but also for an orange badge and a free scooter.

sunil have you heard from rob yet? we cannot leave this too long as it the knock on to the seconds and thirds will leave clarkey having to tell someone (chief) that they dont have a game after all. better to have that conversation today rather than tomorrow as blood tends to take a little time to wash off the wicket.

yeh goood 1 Bravo ya a funny cunt arnt ya......... wot division you playin in???(waaaaayyyyy) av a nice day at cross on saturday:oD

been there done that.

now then jnr the key to your post is 'playin in'. i may be in div 4 but at least im not in the side as a token fielder who doesnt bat or bowl. we both know that half a dozen of the seconds would be playin firsts if they made themselves available.

how many sight screens did it cost your dad to get sunni to allow you to do fine leg for the firsts?

What did you say your 2 innings were this season for the firsts 4 and 0? well done you.:oD perhaps you need to drop back down to the thirds to see if you can hit one off the square?

by the way get to bed extra early tonight as i think you will be chasing that little red thing a lot tomorrow. PS dont accept ice creams from any dodgy blokes while you are stood on the boundary

sweet dreams prima, shame your not half as good as you think you are.:-):-)

Greeny - last I heard about Kenchy is that he was in on sat and Planty was with 2nds!!

And stop picking on the juniors you gret big bully!!

S Bhatt
A Eyre
R Greenhalgh
P Lemon
B Hartley
R Kench
J Lemon
D Greaves
J Branson
J Taylor
S Gardiner

Still too low at 8!:(

Leave the lad alone you rough lumberjacking Canuck. Stop moaning, you've got Bin Nasir Planty back to make up your one man team & I know he'll be really up for it following his 25 pints of Robinsons at the test match.

so am i with the thirds???

Tom yes with the thirds.

can someone give me clarkeys number so i can let him know?

greabo its not batting at 8 i'd be worried about its who your in after that speaks volumes. :oD;-) come open for the seconds.

oh can someone ask the juniors to stop swearing on hear because those 3 asterisks nearly made me cry.

as for pickin on jnrs im sure jord knows its a bit of banter besides if you want to dish it out you've got to accept a bit back as the ambergate opening batsman was told last season.

no need for number managed to get hold of steve as they were fitting him for his coffin on his death bed. he will spek to clarkey. tom if you havent heard from clarkey by this evening let us know so we can chase him up if necessary but your are defo with the thirds.

can someone also call old trafford for a tannoy announcement to let plabty know.

Who is plabty? Do you mean flabty or plankty?

Planty knows....i spoke to him a while back and it was mentioned.

but did you tell him he was batting at 8?

I considered telling him there was no place in the seconds and to contact Clarke!!

well dun young lemon, shouldnt u be at SCHOOL now?? dont worry jord, at least theres a fair at queens park tomorow, so after bout 34 overs (where u will still be fielding at fine leg) u cud perhaps slip off for a ride on the cranky horses or have a go on the coco-nut shy, if u can see over the counter of course.
im sure wen 1sts r back to full strength, greenie and co. will welcolme u back to the 2nds, or u may want to open the batting in the 3rds, with all ur experience in the 1sts an all!!??

have a nice day out 2morow, u cud even take ur pads an stuff and av a walk round the boundary and all them people at the fair might think ur a proper cricketer!??:oD

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Don't worry I'll look after you.

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if theirs height restriction on them rides them Lemon is screwed... be good if there is a life size cut out of Lemon jnr and its anyone above that height... much more effective

you just make sure you dont hang around the hook a duck. before you know it someone will be tryin to get you back into a plastic bag full of water.