Re: Wild celebrations over the dark side
29 May, 2012 17:17
We have had a superb couple of weeks over here on the 'dark side'and we thought things couldn't have gone any better but then the great news of the 'pastie tax' being abolished came through and well.....it's just been amazing.
However on a worrying note we have heard that the government is to bring in 2 new taxes and i must admit that I have for the last few nights been kept up worrying that they don't have too much of a devastating effect on our neighbours from the plush house on the hill that is the Catcote Road School Playing Fields:-
1. The building brick tax, now unfortunately this will hit us over here are Rovers quite badly as we have the clubhouse and the sunroofed Oakes stand, but luckily for you you had the foresight to plan for this buy getting rid of your home on Brierton Lane and investing in buildings made from wood and mdf. Surely this will save you fortunes in taxes plus you may be able to get some kind of incentive from the local council and government for your new green status.
2. The dog turd and mole hill tax, now unfortunately this will hit you quite hard what with your playing surface being on a school playing field on which people regularly walk their pets. Once again I must say well done on getting rid of Brierton Lane and those pesky gates and walls and going for the open-plan IKEA multi-pack,self-assembly type of ground. We have had a meeting around the back of the Brus and one suggestion from the dark side would be to put down all the wax-jackets and big hats on the pitch to provide some sort of pitch cover.
I can only hope you can work your way through theses up and coming issues and once again keep reminding us what it is like to be members of the landed gentry and allow us from the dark side some crumbs from the top table.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 29/05/2012 17:24 by Kingies-fishcakes.